Why You Don't Wanna Be A Penis.
You'll have a whole in your head,
Your best friends are nuts,
The guy who lives behind you in an asshole,
And everytime you get excited you throw-up and then pass out.
Know why Brides Smile As they Walk Down The Aisle?
It's their last day on Weight Watchers and No more Blow Jobs.
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5 comments:
Very funny, sweetie.
I wasn't able to get out of the bj's. You like them too much. ;-)
LMAO!
Its true! it worked for me. Not the weight watchers part though!
Callie you know I am always willing to return the favor.
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave. Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.
-Justin
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