As callie said, we met at the junior college in an aerobics class. As for being the gentleman! Yeah Right, If it wasn't for the tight workout shorts I would've been sporting a full blown command tent. And as for the sparkling eyes! Any mans eyes would sparkle in a room full and women dressed in tight revealing clothes. True we've had good and bad times. Everyone does. But I promised to love and honor. (one of the easiest promises I've had to keep) The problems lately were started by me and compounded by both of us. We resolved the issue when she started faking 4 or 5 orgasm a night so I wouldn't feel bad. I didn't want her to feel bad either so I fake 1 or 2 just to keep it real.
Honestly though, I've never know any woman who was able to make me forget all the others that crossed my path. Her kisses brought back the shakes, just like when we first met.
I have many regrets in my life. Some are the worst imaginable. But The ones I want and will try to rectify. Are the times I made Callie cry.
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She fakes 4 or 5 orgasms a night for you?!? Now I am in love with her, too!
Oh crap! Who let Dr. Phil on the Blog? Lowkey my boy your killing me here. I'm thrilled that you got all that touchy feely stuff worked out but that is not your problem man....It's your drugs dude! That wasn't prozac that you took it was VIAGRA! Didn't you read the warning label..."If erections last longer than six hours consult a physican." Lowk she's not faking orgasms..your killing her man. I knew you guys had brush fires out in Calif but now I know who is starting them...Get out the fire extinguisher, cool yourself off. Go jump in the tub, take a cold shower but no more strip poker. All that said and done...I am pleased that you chatted this stuff up. Don't let the sun go down on your anger. My wife and I live by that rule...thus she hasn't let me sleep in 38 years. "Remember when you did this?" You guys do seem good for one another..keep it up...Oh crap I didn't mean to say that in front of you lowk..It slipped..Oh Crap I didn't mean that either....F***! Don't do that either. Help me Dr Phil!!!!!! Have fun kids!
Aww Lowk... all women have faked at one point or another just to make their man feel better (uh, but not me with YOU, Mossy... I meant the old, OTHER, man in my life).
You're only the second guy I've ever heard of that's faked it, but the first I've heard of that did it to make his sig. other feel better. :)
You two are SO damn wonderful. WHEN are you coming to visit??
Thanks folks.
Mystic. I'm having tooo mucj fun to cool off now.
Penny, Thanks, you are sweet. I hopw we can visit soon.
MD, I'll see if Callie will let me show you. ;)
Same reply as I left in Callies. *HUGS* I love you two! :D
Bea-u-ti-ful, sir, bea-u-ti-ful.
Oh Crap! Would you believe a little bird told me...that's it! a little bird told me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it..REMEMBER THE NURSES
get'em MD, get'em!
MD, you know that I would never do anything to upset you...except on special occasions like Halloween.
I know you knew..Lowk has always had the bull (Taurus) by the horns. METAPHOR! METAPHOR! METAPHOR! Yeeeee HAAAAAAAAAAA
thanks MD. I'll check it out when I get home. I'm always up for an attractive womans suggestions.
MD, I'll take ANY"THING you offer. ;)
Oh my!
No hot tub yet. We're still waiting, MD. Lowk has called and let them know in no uncertain terms that I want to be nekkid in the back yard, submersed in hot water, before the end of the month. If I don't get what I want, I'll be out lookin for someone to take my wrath out on.
And you don't have to rent Lowk. I'll loan him to ya free of charge. But only because I like you!
"Hunk-muffin"...*gigglin'*. Oooh I'm SO gonna yell that out in the pub in Halifax.
HEY HUNK-MUFFIN!! YOU AND YOUR WIFE WANT ANOTHER BEER????
*giggling some more*
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